I hate to admit it\u2026 but I am finding some<\/i> of these \u201cold people\u201d jokes that my sister keeps forwarding to me to be pretty good.\u00a0 I\u2019d like to think that the ones I laugh at are purely funny, rather than I am getting to that age<\/i>.\u00a0 The joke included herein has a good punch line twist.\u00a0 Maybe I find this joke so funny because there is a TV commercial that is currently running featuring an elderly couple that I find absolutely hysterical\u2026 it\u2019s to the point where if I\u2019m out of the room when it airs, Sandy calls out to me\u2026. \u201cJim, come in here quick!! The Swiffer<\/i> commercial is on!\u201d<\/p>\n
It actually gets worse\u2026 at random times I have been known to get a sheepish grin on my face, and have to stifle a giggle.\u00a0 The other day, waiting at a red light, Sandy glanced at me and said, \u201cYou are either peeing in your pants, or you thinking of that<\/i> commercial!\u201d<\/p>\n
I nod, \u201cWould you be disappointed if I wasn\u2019t<\/em> thinking of the Swiffer<\/i> ad?\u201d<\/p>\n At no additional expense to you, in addition to Lynn\u2019s joke, I am including the YouTube link to \u201cMorty! Are You Listening?\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.\u00a0\u00a0The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, \u201cLast night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’\u00a0<\/p>\n The other man said, \u201cWhat is the name of the restaurant?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n The first man thought and thought and finally, exasperated said, \u201cCripes! What\u2019s the name of that flower you give to someone you love?\u00a0You know… the one that’s red and has all those thorns?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n \u201cDo you mean a rose?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes, that’s the one!\u201d And then he turned towards the kitchen and shouted, \u201cRose! What\u2019s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Xw9Bp2AszNw<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I hate to admit it\u2026 but I am finding some of these \u201cold people\u201d jokes that my sister keeps forwarding to me to be pretty good.\u00a0 I\u2019d like to think that the ones I laugh at are purely funny, rather … Continue reading