{"id":1106,"date":"2014-03-27T10:32:56","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T14:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/?p=1106"},"modified":"2014-03-27T10:32:56","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T14:32:56","slug":"welcome-desdemona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=1106","title":{"rendered":"Welcome Desdemona!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You might think I\u2019m crazy spending $22,000 on a truffle pig.\u00a0 Crazy like fox!\u00a0 Do you know how much truffles cost an ounce?\u00a0 They are not called \u201cblack diamonds\u201d for nothing!\u00a0 Napoleon III had a 150 carat truffle mounted in platinum as a gift for the Empress Eug\u00e9nie!\u00a0 I read about this truffle pig farm located in P\u00e9rigord in a back issue of <i>The<\/i> <i>New Yorker\u2026 <\/i>these pigs have the uncanny ability to shnuffle about in the under brush near oak and hazelnut trees, and dig up with their snout a treasure trove of these \u201cturd\u201d like objects. When a prize winning pig became available, I couldn\u2019t resist! Visions of recipes made me drool!\u00a0 Thoughts of re-sale value of truffles danced like sugar plums in my dreams!\u00a0 Maybe I could even give up my day job?<\/p>\n<p>Luckily for me Desdemona (although someone suggested the name \u201cPancetta\u201d, I ruled it out because it lacked class) was trained <i>not<\/i> to eat truffles. She is content to eat pastries.\u00a0 She can make a box of <i>linzer tortes<\/i> disappear before your eyes! She also adores raisin scones, cannolis, hamontashen (ironic, no?), baklava and stollen.\u00a0 Her favorite is maple syrup glazed donuts stuffed with bacon (even <i>more<\/i> ironic!). \u00a0\u00a0Desi is also known to knock off a steak and kidney pie and a large Pepe\u2019s white clam pizza.<\/p>\n<p>I discounted the idea of shlepping around the countryside looking for stands of oak and hazelnut trees.\u00a0 I decided to go right to the source.\u00a0 My contacts informed me that Stew Leonard Jr. just took delivery of mini-van filled with truffles for his extended family\u2019s use.\u00a0 No worries there\u2026 I\u2019m taking Desi over to the Norwalk Stew Leonard\u2019s on Saturday\u2026 I\u2019m just a little worried about getting her past the baked goods department.\u00a0 Once past, we\u2019ll just blend in with the rest of the shoppers, and I\u2019ll let Desi do her thing!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Hah-hoo!\u00a0 I figure once we clean out Stew\u2019s we can head into the City and hit Dean &amp; Deluca!\u00a0 You bet!\u00a0 By Sunday my investment will be covered, and I will begin to <i>harvest<\/i> dividends!<\/p>\n<p>Still think I\u2019m crazy?\u00a0 And when Desi has outlived her usefulness? <i>Well<\/i>\u2026<i>do I need to draw you a map?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/shmuel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1107\" alt=\"shmuel\" src=\"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/shmuel.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/shmuel.jpg 420w, http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/shmuel-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might think I\u2019m crazy spending $22,000 on a truffle pig.\u00a0 Crazy like fox!\u00a0 Do you know how much truffles cost an ounce?\u00a0 They are not called \u201cblack diamonds\u201d for nothing!\u00a0 Napoleon III had a 150 carat truffle mounted in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=1106\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ministry-of-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1106"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1108,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions\/1108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}