{"id":110764,"date":"2021-09-02T08:42:42","date_gmt":"2021-09-02T12:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=110764"},"modified":"2021-09-02T10:29:46","modified_gmt":"2021-09-02T14:29:46","slug":"laughing-at-midnight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=110764","title":{"rendered":"Laughing at Midnight"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have been known to tell rather long &amp; elaborate anecdotes\/jokes.&nbsp; Once, a friend during one of my epic recitations excused himself and took refuge in the restroom.&nbsp; To save you from a tale of unexpected length, please find the \u201cpunch line\u201d (actually a cartoon) directly below.&nbsp; If you are of the mind, the entertaining back-fill follows after.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\" style=\"width: 668px; height: 502px; margin: 0 0 0 -12px; padding: 0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Brian-Savage-Cartoon-e1630592596756.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Brian-Savage-Cartoon.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;Note the Piquant Tartness at the First Taste, Subsiding Subtly to a Delicate, Gracious Nuance&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Background detail:&nbsp;Saturday afternoon I hosted a wine tasting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Forgive me.&nbsp; I am old.&nbsp; There are two principle reasons why my sleep could be disturbed in the depth of the night. The first is a terrifying nightmare that totally unnerves me. Like:&nbsp; I have blown off two of my three courses the spring trimester of my Senior year.&nbsp; There is no way that I am going to graduate in June!&nbsp; What am I going to say to my parents?&nbsp; I won\u2019t be graduating with my class!!&nbsp; I awake from my slumber (at midnight, or near).&nbsp; In my anxiety I have acquired a coating of perspiration. Awakened, rubbing my eyes clear, I remember that I rec\u2019d my B.A. from Union in June 1971 \u2013 witnessed by my parents! {Side note: since high school, I have been beset by academic nightmares of this type my entire adult life.}<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then there is a second reason to disrupt a night\u2019s rest.&nbsp; My bladder has reached the limit of its endurance, and must be relieved.&nbsp; And it is here that the central point of this exposition spins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While in the&nbsp;<em>loo<\/em>, and this happened around midnight, an image of an old cartoon returned to my mind. Do not ask why.&nbsp; Maybe it&#8217;s related to the wine tasting on Saturday?&nbsp; But there it was. The cartoon had taken up residence in my brain.&nbsp; A cartoon that I had seen nearly 50 years ago.&nbsp; I started to laugh.&nbsp; Like, really laughing.&nbsp; It\u2019s past midnight and I\u2019m in the bathroom laughing (laughing&nbsp;<em>mostly&nbsp;<\/em>in my head because I didn\u2019t want to alarm sleeping Sandy).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I returned to bed, re-positioned my pillows to no gain.&nbsp; The cartoon was embedded in my head.&nbsp; I had to stifle my laughter. I reduced it to a steady giggle that burbled like a hot mud spring.&nbsp; I had to find that cartoon! This is the internet age!&nbsp; I\u2019ll find it! Who was the cartoonist?&nbsp; Savage?&nbsp; Brian Savage? Attempts to fall back to sleep were fruitless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sleep not arriving, I retreated to my desk and laptop downstairs and I got busy&nbsp;<em>googling&nbsp;<\/em>(in black &amp; white films of yore I\u2019d be in full pajamas, bathrobe &amp; slippers.&nbsp; I was in plaid boxer shorts, a Grumpy t-shirt &amp; barefoot).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Brian Savage\u2019s cartoons appeared in both<em>&nbsp;The<\/em>&nbsp;<em>New Yorker<\/em>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<em>Playboy<\/em>.&nbsp; In a few minutes I found the cartoon.&nbsp; Just seeing the drawing sent me into a paroxysm of laughter.&nbsp; I wouldn\u2019t find the caption \u2018til later that day; but the drawing alone was priceless.&nbsp; No caption was really needed!&nbsp; And if it had turned necessary I knew I could write a caption in a blink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A great cartoon is&nbsp;<em>music\u2026<\/em>&nbsp;a combination of melody and lyrics (line drawing and caption).&nbsp; Savage\u2019s talent is that his drawings standing alone are worthy of study and can set a grin on your face.&nbsp; Dave Berg at&nbsp;<em>Mad<\/em>&nbsp;Magazine had that talent.&nbsp; As does Bill Watterson \u2013 creator of the Calvin &amp; Hobbes comic strip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But a great caption can take a drawing to a different level of laughing pleasure.&nbsp; A great caption confirms and extends the humor of the image.&nbsp; And so it was when I returned to my desk at 5:30AM, still in full giggle mode, I was able to locate the original caption!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I loved it!&nbsp; And yes, I could riff off the text.&nbsp; But why?&nbsp; Why look to improve on a Rogers &amp; Hammerstein tune? Just laugh!&nbsp; Laugh as I did at midnight.&nbsp; Or maybe you won\u2019t find this cartoon as funny as I do.&nbsp; At least it\u2019s better than getting poked in the eye with a hot stick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been known to tell rather long &amp; elaborate anecdotes\/jokes.&nbsp; Once, a friend during one of my epic recitations excused himself and took refuge in the restroom.&nbsp; To save you from a tale of unexpected length, please find the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=110764\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ministry-of-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110764"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110769,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110764\/revisions\/110769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}