{"id":111497,"date":"2025-04-19T07:05:32","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T11:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=111497"},"modified":"2025-04-19T07:05:32","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T11:05:32","slug":"just-reported","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=111497","title":{"rendered":"Just Reported&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The Union of Reform Judaism, formerly known as<strong>&nbsp;<\/strong>Union of American Hebrew Congregations, has just announced modifications for the observance of Passover.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The length of the observance has been shortened to 4 days from the previous 8 days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cheerios, peanut butter, sweet corn &amp; shellfish (not limited to clams, oysters, lobsters, crab &amp; shrimp) are exempt from prohibition. To wit, clam bakes are good to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pork spare ribs are OK after the first night if consumed with Chinese food.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2 questions&nbsp;have been added, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with legumes?\u201d&nbsp;And &#8220;Is Matzah induced constipation fake news?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, children searching for the \u201cafikoman\u201d is to be replaced by practicing the violin and studying for their college boards.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Union of Reform Judaism, formerly known as&nbsp;Union of American Hebrew Congregations, has just announced modifications for the observance of Passover. The length of the observance has been shortened to 4 days from the previous 8 days. Cheerios, peanut butter, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=111497\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ministry-of-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111498,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111497\/revisions\/111498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}