{"id":124,"date":"2004-06-09T17:31:56","date_gmt":"2004-06-09T22:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2021-06-16T09:05:32","modified_gmt":"2021-06-16T13:05:32","slug":"joke-clinic-17-the-unexpected-tag-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"Joke Clinic #17: The Unexpected Tag Line"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TWO BEGGARS<\/p>\n<p>Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Mexico City. One had a Cross in front of him, the other had the Star of David. Many people went by, looked at both beggars; but only put money into the hat of the one sitting behind the cross.<\/p>\n<p>A Priest came by&#8230; stopped, and watched many, many people give money to the beggar behind the Cross; but none to the beggar behind the Star of David.<\/p>\n<p>Finally he went over to the beggar behind the Star of David and said, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren&#8217;t going to give you money if you sit there with the Star of David in front of you, especially when you&#8217;re sitting beside a beggar who has a Cross. In fact, they would probably give it to him just out of spite.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Star of David beggar listened to the Priest and, turning to the Cross beggar, said, &#8220;Nu, Moishe&#8230; look who&#8217;s trying to teach us marketing&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TWO BEGGARS Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Mexico City. One had a Cross in front of him, the other had the Star of David. Many people went by, looked at both beggars; but only &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=124\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ministry-of-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110674,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/110674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}