{"id":156,"date":"2006-01-19T08:21:14","date_gmt":"2006-01-19T13:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/2006\/01\/19\/12-things-i-have-done-since-the-colts-were-eliminated-from-the-play-offs\/"},"modified":"2006-10-16T07:38:50","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T11:38:50","slug":"12-things-i-have-done-since-the-colts-were-eliminated-from-the-play-offs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"12 Things I have Done Since the Colts Were Eliminated From the Play-Offs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Went to all 126 Antiques establishments in Woodbury. <em>What a fun hobby! I love junk.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>2. Read <em>Silas Marner. Well&#8230; I got by page 17 for the first time.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>3. Watched <em>Steel Magnolias.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>4. Caught a special on the Gardening Channel: &#8220;The Reproductive System of the Rose Aphid.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>5. Bought a new dress. <em>I don&#8217;t really like it, so I&#8217;ll probably return it&#8230; but I&#8217;m keeping the shoes and the bag.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>6. I drove 57MPH in the passing lane of I-95. <\/p>\n<p>7. I was gracious to the asshole at Ash Creek Saloon who likes the Steelers. <\/p>\n<p>8. I joined a Convent. <em>It&#8217;s official, I am now the first Jewish cross-dressing Nun.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>9. I bought some tofu at a health foods place. <em>Brought it home, put it on the kitchen counter &#038; watched it for a half hour.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>10. I ordered a <em>Pink Squirrel.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>11. I re-painted my Johnny Unitas bobble head doll. <\/p>\n<p>12. I re-painted my &#8220;I Hate The New York Jets&#8221; bobble head doll. <\/p>\n<p><em>If you are so moved, please send your words of sympathy, or cash donations (preferably cash donations&#8230; particularly for you beasts who had the Steelers to cover) to the &#8220;Colts Support Group&#8221; care of Jim Winston. Please be advised that only the portion of your donation <\/em><em><strong>not<\/strong><\/em><em> used in purchasing 101 Rye Whisky will be tax deductible.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Went to all 126 Antiques establishments in Woodbury. What a fun hobby! I love junk. 2. Read Silas Marner. Well&#8230; I got by page 17 for the first time. 3. Watched Steel Magnolias. 4. Caught a special on the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=156\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}