{"id":170,"date":"2006-03-18T09:08:22","date_gmt":"2006-03-18T14:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/2006\/03\/18\/punch-the-sky\/"},"modified":"2006-03-18T09:12:27","modified_gmt":"2006-03-18T14:12:27","slug":"punch-the-sky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":"Punch the Sky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love to watch Tiger Woods play golf. I want him to win. I want him to win every time he plays. It&#8217;s the way I felt about Arnold Palmer when I was a kid. <\/p>\n<p>I no longer play golf. But when I did, I rarely watched it on TV&#8230; it was nigh impossible to follow the flight of the ball &#038; coverage of a tournament was limited to the final 5 or 6 holes. <\/p>\n<p>There is a big difference in watching golf on TV today&#8230; in watching Tiger launch a rocket from the tee, as opposed to watching Arnie years ago nail a fairway wood to the green. Thank you technology. <\/p>\n<p>Watching golf is infinitely better today. Better equipment, better angles&#8230; easier to follow the ball&#8217;s flight path&#8230; and coverage begins on the first hole. <\/p>\n<p>I will catch the last day of a Grand Slam tournament&#8230; particularly if Tiger is still in the hunt. I&#8217;m going to watch Tiger. I&#8217;m going to root and twist my body to make that 20 ft birdie putt drop&#8230; and if the putt lips the cup, I&#8217;ll toss my hat down&#8230; and if the putt curls into the cup, I&#8217;ll jump up and <em>punch the sky!<\/em> Yes, I want him to win. <\/p>\n<p>Golf on TV is one thing; but playing it is another matter. And as I say&#8230; it&#8217;s been years since I had a 7 iron in my hand. But there isn&#8217;t a time I watch Tiger pursue a winning trophy that I don&#8217;t remember playing golf with my Dad and Paul at Racebrook <\/p>\n<p>To this day I can remember specific shots on specific holes. Each time I recall that perfectly placed drive to right on the 7th hole, I think of Paul and Dad &#038; summers of sun and mixed clouds. <\/p>\n<p>And at the conclusion of the round, regardless of the golfing success of the given day, the Club House and the Grill Room awaited. <\/p>\n<p>I think I was sixteen when I was allowed into the Grill Room at Racebrook&#8230; back then it was the <em>Men&#8217;s<\/em> Grill Room. No women&#8230; not even on waitstaff. <\/p>\n<p>Go ahead. Drink your beers or your gin &#8216;n&#8217; tonics, play cards&#8230; fart, swear and tell dirty jokes to your heart&#8217;s content. <\/p>\n<p>Paul and I were there to eat (although he taught me how to play poker dice). We developed a routine&#8230; we would order three cheeseburgers between us, fries (which were <em>potato fries<\/em>, thick, well done on the outside &#038; tender on the inside)&#8230; and then importantly one of two accompanying beverages: a black cow or a razz lime. <\/p>\n<p>Black cows&#8230; simple: root beer with vanilla ice cream (I have also heard this referred to as a <em>brown <\/em>cow&#8230; but I think that was made with Coca Cola). At Racebrook the vanilla ice cream had a lush richness that vaulted the black cow to a different level. <\/p>\n<p>Razz limes&#8230; also simple: raspberry soda in a tall glass with a generous wedge of fresh lime perched on the rim of the glass. Real simple. Real tasty. <\/p>\n<p>Paul and I had many a black cow and a razz lime. And when we scarfed down our cheeseburgers and ordered a second razz lime we would have recounted a particular shot on a particular hole that gave us joy&#8230; a perfectly lofted 9 iron from the rough on the 4th hole that put me 2 ft\u00a0from the stick. Arnie couldn&#8217;t have done better! Hell&#8230; Tiger couldn&#8217;t have done better! A razz lime never tasted better. <\/p>\n<p>Razz lime&#8230; red &#8220;kid&#8217;s drink&#8221;? I don&#8217;t think so! The lime elevated it somehow&#8230; made it <em>adult<\/em>&#8230; made it better&#8230; made it <em>perfect<\/em> like that 9 iron on the 4th. <\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s say that Tiger is one up on the final round of the Masters and on the par five 15th he puts his <em>second <\/em>shot five feet from the cup&#8230; I will smile and <em>punch the sky<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>But in truth, while I want Tiger to win another Green Jacket, my mind is to other places. <\/p>\n<p><em><\/p>\n<p>I punch the sky for Dad. <\/p>\n<p><\/em><em><\/p>\n<p>I punch the sky for Paul. <\/p>\n<p><\/em><em><\/p>\n<p>I punch the sky for black cows &#038; razz limes.<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love to watch Tiger Woods play golf. I want him to win. I want him to win every time he plays. It&#8217;s the way I felt about Arnold Palmer when I was a kid. 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