One of the Senior Agents of the Humor Patrol has just captured a beauty. His (or her) identity must remain hidden since he (or she) might be at risk if his (or her) cover was compromised. Collecting, or stealing, jokes is a dangerous enterprise. <\/p>\n
For those of you who have not sent in your $100 amusement fee (and you know who you are), do so forthwith (or is it fors wis<\/em>)… otherwise we may have to terminate your subscription and\/or flood the internet with embarrassing information about your past. <\/p>\n Now that we have taken care of business, we can proceed to this week’s installment. <\/p>\n For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”<\/em> <\/p>\n The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”<\/em> <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Little Patrick told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!”<\/p>\n <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One of the Senior Agents of the Humor Patrol has just captured a beauty. His (or her) identity must remain hidden since he (or she) might be at risk if his (or her) cover was compromised. Collecting, or stealing, jokes … Continue reading