{"id":221,"date":"2006-09-30T09:23:38","date_gmt":"2006-09-30T13:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/?p=221"},"modified":"2006-10-05T09:24:20","modified_gmt":"2006-10-05T13:24:20","slug":"the-kitchen-a-midnight-raid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=221","title":{"rendered":"The Kitchen, a Midnight Raid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think you have been there. A dark room, late at night, or maybe put&#8230; in the wee hours of morn, a bright light bursts thru an aperture as the refrigerator door opens. The question remains&#8230; is the door opened knowing the precise target of your visit. Or perhaps this is a visit of adventure&#8230; the item, or items, needed to cure the hunger pang not yet determined. <\/p>\n<p>Midnight raids are solitary incursions, not shared experiences. Their evidence does not reveal the how&#8217;s or wherefore&#8217;s. The next morning we are only confronted with less of the chocolate mousse cake than the night before. <\/p>\n<p>Did the raider simply take a fork and eat straight from the shelf of the frdge? Or perhaps the cake was taken from the fridge, put on the counter and a neat slice was separated from the main to be consumed while sitting on the bar stool. Maybe a bracing seltzer to wash it down? Maybe enjoy the Science Section the of NY Times that wasn&#8217;t read in the morning? All in the privacy of the darkened kitchen in the quiet of the evening\/morning. <\/p>\n<p>My Dad, was a Master Raider&#8230; I can picture him, a black watch cap, face covered with pitch to cut the moon&#8217;s reflection, black turtleneck, black slacks, rappelling down the face of the house from the second floor, taking a glass cutter to enter through the window above the sink in the kitchen. Quietly removing the chocolate mousse cake, one sliver sliced&#8230; but lo, the remaining wedge had an irregular edge that had to be attended to&#8230; another slice is manicured; but the whipped cream topping is now out of balance&#8230; the top third of cake had to be ever so carefully adjusted&#8230; all has to be accomplished before the household is alerted. <\/p>\n<p>He looks left and right. Was that a sound? He returns to the surgery. Another whisker of cake has to be disposed of. <\/p>\n<p>He is not alone. His presence has been compromised. Baa Baa is there. Our Bedlington was my Father&#8217;s perfect confederate. Baa Baa was an inveterate surreptitious eater&#8230; just like my Dad. <\/p>\n<p>The same Baa Baa who peed on my Dad&#8217;s leg. And for some reason I am thinking that he did that more than once. <\/p>\n<p>I got to thinking about this last night as I enjoyed an almost ripe banana. <\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; as is my custom, late at night, I reviewed a couple of things in my mind. I thought about the story behind the story. About the Baa Baa peeing on my Dad&#8217;s leg&#8230; about the story I had just written. <\/p>\n<p>As I say&#8230; it was a fun thing to write&#8230; although there was some factual basis for the tale. That story took four days to write&#8230; and I didn&#8217;t know where the ending was &#8217;til my third day&#8230; or I should say the early morn of the fourth day. <\/p>\n<p>It was then that I decided that the real story within the story, was simply the &#8220;remembering&#8221;&#8230; that an old anecdote (Baa Baa taking a whiz on Dad) had been given a new life. And it is why in my story I wanted to have the two life-long friends, attending a funeral&#8230; a time of sadness and loss&#8230; still being able to laugh at living&#8230; still giving life to a shared memory. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the small stories that make up the big stories&#8230; and really, the small stories become indistinguishable from the big stories. The pieces in abstract are always there. <\/p>\n<p>When I raided the &#8220;fridge&#8221; last Thursday as I was writing the ending words&#8230; I knew exactly what I was looking for&#8230; I wanted some &#8220;Baa Baa peeing on Dad&#8221;&#8230; I took it out and put it on the kitchen table&#8230; And then I kept slicing&#8230; more and more. <\/p>\n<p>Just like my Dad would have done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think you have been there. A dark room, late at night, or maybe put&#8230; in the wee hours of morn, a bright light bursts thru an aperture as the refrigerator door opens. 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