{"id":244,"date":"2006-12-27T08:49:09","date_gmt":"2006-12-27T12:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/2006\/12\/27\/one-day-among-many\/"},"modified":"2007-01-06T09:43:56","modified_gmt":"2007-01-06T13:43:56","slug":"one-day-among-many","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=244","title":{"rendered":"One Day Among Many"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me begin by saying that Big Mike always looked up to Lou, or &#8220;One Eyed Louie&#8221; as he was better known in our parts. And Mike looked up to him in more ways than one&#8230; first off, Big Mike wasn&#8217;t all that <em>big. <\/em>My Dad used to tell me you can&#8217;t measure someone&#8217;s size <em>just <\/em>by their size. You have to understand that my Dad would say alotta confusing things. It was his way. It would take me years to understand it. But I am here to tell you that in heart and spirit, none come bigger than Big Mike&#8230; even One Eyed Louie would tell you that. <\/p>\n<p>You can call me &#8220;Fast Jimmie&#8221;. When I was a little guy I got kidded about how fast I could take a whiz. What can I say? The name just stuck. When I came &#8220;of age&#8221;, questions of speed can take on a different colour. I was always quick to point out that my <em>speed <\/em>didn&#8217;t apply to all things, particularly when it came to the ladies. <\/p>\n<p>Me, Mike &#038; Lou, we go back aways&#8230; to when we was mere &#8220;pups&#8221;&#8230; there was a group of us back then, Mean Mitzie, The Lump and the Honey Tramp&#8230; just a bunch of guys hanging out when we didn&#8217;t have to be some place else. <\/p>\n<p>And my story is just from a day&#8230; a day when nothing much was going on. I guess I got to &#8220;the Farm&#8221; (that be <em>Taylor\u2019s <\/em>Farm to you who don&#8217;t know), shortly after One Eyed. <\/p>\n<p>I reckon Taylor&#8217;s is no more that fifteen acres&#8230; and that&#8217;s not counting the woods or the small pond. Fifteen good acres where a fellah can stretch his legs, enjoy the outdoors, chase a frisbee, maybe on a windy day citizens could fly a kite, and maybe, just maybe if a fellah got lucky, there would be an opportunity to &#8220;pitch a little woo.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>As I say&#8230; I knew that Lou was already there. No one takes a dump like Lou. One sniff, and it didn&#8217;t have to be a good sniff, and you knew it was him. Not that I would be one to kid One Eyed about the size or smell of his pile. But I have to smile. I loved watching others come upon that <em>deuce<\/em> and turn and walk the other way. Big Mike would say, &#8220;Kee-rist, Louie what d&#8217;yu eat?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Lou would do a quick look around, &#8220;they must&#8217;ve let an elephant on the Farm&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;An elephant? Pleeeeeeeze. We know it was you. And besides&#8230; an elephant&#8217;s heap would be smaller.&#8221; Lou didn&#8217;t appreciate that. <\/p>\n<p>But we knew Lou for what he was: just a big lovable lug of a Newfoundland with a patch of white over one eye, which is precisely how he come on the moniker &#8220;one eyed.&#8221; But we all looked up to Lou, even that ugly Dane, Morty (who all us dogs despised) looked up to Lou. <\/p>\n<p>I suppose you could look at Lou and think, &#8220;He&#8217;s big. He&#8217;s scary. He&#8217;s mean.&#8221; Or, &#8220;He&#8217;s big, slow <em>and <\/em>dumb!&#8221; Well&#8230; dumb he ain&#8217;t. There&#8217;s a day he got loose, tracked down his kids&#8217; school bus, strolled down the hall of the school looking for their classrooms. The kids had to send him back home&#8230; on the bus no less. So much for dumb. <\/p>\n<p>Most dogs who find that dump don&#8217;t think &#8220;dumb&#8221; either. They think, &#8220;big, scary and mean.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>And that just cuts up Big Mike. Mike is a Cairn. Or more correctly a &#8220;Cairn <em>cross<\/em>&#8220;. Mike would say, &#8220;So my Ma fooled around.&#8221; And then he would quickly add, &#8220;D&#8217;yu want to make something of it?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Lou would just laugh. He had nothing to prove. Big Mike? Every day he had to stand up for himself&#8230; which bothered him none. He stood up for others, too. And that he loved. It was like his &#8220;calling.&#8221; It gave him swagger. His <em>attitude. <\/em>And it was why even Lou gave Mike his &#8220;props&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>So there we were on this day&#8230; even the Honey Tramp. Just enjoying an afternoon&#8230; taking in some air, lifting a leg here and there, looking for some ladies&#8230; Mike would say, &#8220;I hear that what&#8217;s-her-name the black Standard Poodle is coming into heat&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Lou would laugh, &#8220;Yeah, too bad Mike&#8230; I left my step ladder at the house!&#8221; We all cracked up. <\/p>\n<p>Mike? He winked, &#8220;Nah, when she sees me, she&#8217;ll just crouch low.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I believe it&#8230;&#8221; That was from the Honey Tramp. Folks, Honey Tramp is a good sort; but he is as dumb as a persimmon. But on this, I have to agree. Mike just has a way with the ladies. It&#8217;s his nature, the <em>attitude<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>On this day, Beauty (that was the name of the Black Standard) was not at the Farm&#8230; and no other ladies of interest either. Just us&#8230; us and <em>our kids. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Our kids. Fun, but a pain in the tail. You know how it is. Always getting into trouble. And Lou&#8217;s kids have to be the worst. Trouble just finds them. Now Lou is very good about taking care of them (after all, he went looking for them at school)&#8230; but maybe he was dropping a second load&#8230; but he wasn&#8217;t there when that snot Richie pushed down Lou&#8217;s Jennifer. <\/p>\n<p>Well, Mike saw this&#8230; and he was not going to take any of it. <\/p>\n<p>He took one look at Richie&#8217;s ankle and made a bee line. No &#8220;excuse me, do you mind&#8230;&#8221; he launched himself at <em>exposed skin.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>Mike would always say, &#8220;make noise and look for skin.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>A good bite on the ankle and he caught some calf, too&#8230; and he sent Richie running and crying to his Mommy. It was over in an instant. <\/p>\n<p>When the &#8220;dust settled&#8221; Lou returned from his business&#8230; he approached Jennifer, gave her a big reassuring wag, a smile and several licks on her scraped knee. And then One Eyed lumbered over to Mike&#8230; to give him a smile and a sniff&#8230; <em>Big<\/em> Mike. Mike who didn&#8217;t understand size; but Mike who had spirit, Mike who had heart. Mike who knew what to do and when to do it. <\/p>\n<p>We all felt pretty good about things. We all went over to the tall reeds by the pond and lifted our legs. Even the Honey Tramp. <\/p>\n<p>There would be times that Lou would chide Mike about over reacting&#8230; taking things too far. <\/p>\n<p>But on that day, just one of many&#8230; that big Newfoundland looked up to Big Mike, just like the rest of us did. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me begin by saying that Big Mike always looked up to Lou, or &#8220;One Eyed Louie&#8221; as he was better known in our parts. 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