{"id":270,"date":"2007-05-10T16:33:50","date_gmt":"2007-05-10T20:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.summerofjim.com\/2007\/05\/10\/the-bombshell-and-the-hassid\/"},"modified":"2007-05-10T16:33:50","modified_gmt":"2007-05-10T20:33:50","slug":"the-bombshell-and-the-hassid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/?p=270","title":{"rendered":"The Bombshell and the Hassid"},"content":{"rendered":"

It has been a stretch between jokes.\u00a0 I hold members of the humor patrol responsible for this shortcoming.\u00a0 Perhaps we should be thankful… maybe the “recycled joke movement” has crested and we can have some fresh material to chortle over.\u00a0 Which brings me to the little gem noted below… talk about recycled<\/em>!\u00a0 This one has to be about 70 years old if it’s a day!\u00a0 But, what can I say?\u00a0 It’s a slow day… <\/p>\n

A Hassidic man from <\/em>Williamsburg<\/em> finds himself sitting next to this young and extremely attractive woman on the subway.\u00a0 The poor man stares out the window, uncomfortable with his proximity to this woman who is clearly a “bombshell”.\u00a0 She is also feeling some discomfort… but for different reasons.<\/em><\/p>\n

“Excuse me, Sir… for being so forward.\u00a0 But I have to admit that I find you men so fascinating and so incredibly sexy.\u00a0 Every night I go to sleep fantasizing being with you.\u00a0 All I can think about is taking off your black hat, slowly taking off your long black frock coat, removing your prayer shawl with the fringe… taking the fringe and\u00a0softly tickling your brow… then rubbing your forehead and gently twirling your gorgeous sidelocks and stroking your beard… and massaging your back, your tummy and every part of your body.\u00a0 I find you such an incredible turn on. I can barely contain myself.\u00a0 Is there a place where we can go?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“That’s fine.\u00a0 But what’s in it for me?”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It has been a stretch between jokes.\u00a0 I hold members of the humor patrol responsible for this shortcoming.\u00a0 Perhaps we should be thankful… maybe the “recycled joke movement” has crested and we can have some fresh material to chortle over.\u00a0 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ministry-of-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/summerofjim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}