Now appearing at the Forum: CASSIUS: Not bad. I like it. He\u2019ll never suspect anything. <\/p>\n\n\n\n CASCA: Are we really going to go thru with this? <\/p>\n\n\n\n CASSIUS: We all agreed that Caesar has got to go. He is a threat to the Republic. Declaring himself Dictator for Life? Are you kidding? It would be easier if he were hated by the lower classes… then they<\/em> could kill him! But the son-of-a-bitch is too popular. So we\u2019ll have to do it… we\u2019ll do it to save the Republic and all the Red States!<\/p>\n\n\n\n BRUTUS: Cassius who is going to play the drums? <\/p>\n\n\n\n CASSIUS: Drums? What the hell are you talking about? <\/p>\n\n\n\n BRUTUS: You know… in the Liberatores. Who is going to play the drums? <\/p>\n\n\n\n CASSIUS: No one is going to be playing the drums, you ninny! That\u2019s just a ruse to get Caesar to the Forum so we can take turns stabbing him repeatedly or hitting him with a baseball bat like DeNiro did to that guy in the Untouchables.<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n BRUTUS: Oh… well, I guess that’s a good thing. I didn\u2019t know any Hebrew Marching Songs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n CASSIUS: Cimber, are you sure that Caesar got his copy of the leaflet? <\/p>\n\n\n\n CIMBER: I think so… <\/p>\n\n\n\n CASSIUS: Think so? Think so! Listen… we got to be sure that he shows up. I already paid for all these fancy Swiss knives and bats… what do you think? And those knives have all those neat attachments… I got them on sale and I can\u2019t even return them! Shit! Hand me my cell phone… Hello! Who is this? Oh… hello Calpurnia, would you put Julius on the phone, yes… yes I can wait \u2019til he is finished going #2… <\/em>he\u2019s probably playing with himself… Hey, Jay Jay… good to hear your voice. You’re beautiful, just beautiful. Look, I know it’s late; but a few of us have put a group together and we have a gig at the Forum on the Ides. You\u2019ll love it, some period things, a few covers and some original stuff, too. Brutus? Sure, he’s playing Fender Bass. Wild, huh? Anyway we don\u2019t want you to miss it… we’ll save you a seat in the front row. Yeah, sure you can sit in on a number! We\u2019ll give you the cowbell! What? Can we \u201ccover\u201d <\/em>Don’t Fear the Reaper? Sure, you got it! What? No, no… leave Calpurnia behind. After the show we can all go out and get wasted. Be there or be square! I can count on you right? I knew it! You\u2019re beautiful, just beautiful! <\/em>Well, that’s that. He wants to sit in on \u201cDon’t Fear the Reaper\u201d! Can you imagine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n BRUTUS: Cassius, I don’t know how to play the Fender Bass. Although I think I can fake singing a Hebrew Marching Song. <\/p>\n\n\n\n CASSIUS: Here’s a bat, Brutus. Don\u2019t harm yourself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The first to arrive at the home of Gaius Cassius Longinius was Servilius Casca, and he was quickly followed by Tillius Cimber, Rubrius Ruga, Sextius Naso… and finally Marcus Junius Brutus. Brutus brought the leaflets and the large laminated poster: … Continue reading
The Liberatores
<\/strong>An evening of beautiful musical entertainment<\/em>
Athenian Ballads * Hebrew Marching Songs * Current Popular Tunes<\/em>
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One night only:
The Ides of March<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n![\"File:Cesar-sa](\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/a\/ac\/Cesar-sa_mort.jpg\/800px-Cesar-sa_mort.jpg\")
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