Author Archives: Jim

Just Reported…

The Union of Reform Judaism, formerly known as Union of American Hebrew Congregations, has just announced modifications for the observance of Passover. The length of the observance has been shortened to 4 days from the previous 8 days. Cheerios, peanut butter, … Continue reading

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Sushi Dining Gets a Serious Upgrade in Disney World!

Before we go further, let me state that I believe fish should be swimming in the water, or served cooked on the plate.  Yes, yes, yes… any number of well-meaning folk have castigated me (I had to look the word … Continue reading

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Caesar’s Nightmare

Near Midnight, 14 March 44 B.C.E. CAESAR: ARRRRRAUGH!! AAAARRAAUGHHHH!! Brutus!! AAAAAAAACKKK!! CALPURNIA: Julius!  Julius… get up, get up!  Wake up Julius! You’re having a dream! CAESAR: Dream? No, a shit show nightmare!!  I can’t believe it, I can’t believe it! … Continue reading

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And the 2025 Nobel Prize for Food goes to…

Considering that the previous winners for this prestigious award went to, to name but a few: Sophie Fleischner of 25 Alston Avenue’s  Gefilte Fish; Leo’s Restaurant of Southbury’s Eight is Enough Breakfast Special; and Y&S of Lancater’s Twizzlers… one can … Continue reading

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