Category Archives: Ministry of Humor

I am the person in our household responsible for assessing the quality and desirability of the type of fruit that we add to our shopping cart.  I take pride in being a student of fruit, and attribute this interest and skill … Continue reading →

Taken from the application form for Dartmouth College: Mickey Mouse farted and said:A. “Excuse me.”B. “Ooops.”C. “Pluto!  What have you done?”Choose one, in less than 100 words explain your answer. Fart.  So, where do we begin?  The word traces its … Continue reading →

I have been known to tell rather long & elaborate anecdotes/jokes.  Once, a friend during one of my epic recitations excused himself and took refuge in the restroom.  To save you from a tale of unexpected length, please find the … Continue reading →

Hello my beautiful friends!  It’s such a beautiful day today that I thought it would be very nice to paint a terrific golf scene!  I love playing golf!  Why don’t you join me today?  We can choose to go to … Continue reading →