The Union of Reform Judaism, formerly known as Union of American Hebrew Congregations, has just announced modifications for the observance of Passover.
The length of the observance has been shortened to 4 days from the previous 8 days.
Cheerios, peanut butter, sweet corn & shellfish (not limited to clams, oysters, lobsters, crab & shrimp) are exempt from prohibition. To wit, clam bakes are good to go.
Pork spare ribs are OK after the first night if consumed with Chinese food.
2 questions have been added, “What’s wrong with legumes?” And “Is Matzah induced constipation fake news?”
Finally, children searching for the “afikoman” is to be replaced by practicing the violin and studying for their college boards.