Star Wars

You may love Star Wars, or just like it, not care about it, or even hate it… but this can not be denied, it has been an important part of our culture for some 3 decades.

I hesitate putting pen to paper with this topic. Zack knows miles too much and it’s a bit intimidating. I suppose I could have researched stuff to improve on my accuracy. But I am not going to paint with too fine a brush… I prefer the impressionism of feeling and memory (detailed as that might be), it just might not square with the facts.

Anyway… this isn’t really meant to be a critical appraisal of George Lucas’ “magnum opus”… of the finer points I am hardly qualified to provide judgement. But having seen the final installment of the Star Wars Series I just wanted to check-in with a few observations.

1. John Williams’ score and theme. Wonderful. It’s the musical equivalent of “Pavlov’s Dog”… you hear it and your heart begins to race, your spirit is lifted.

2. Alec Guiness… look at his acting resume. Is there anything that even remotely suggests that he would have played Obi-Wan Kenobe? And yet, to that role he rendered a dignity and strength of character that is a monument to virtue.

3. Names… how did Lucas come up with the variety of planet names, other world inhabitants and language forms? S.J. Pearlman was a master of funky names, as was Woody Allen after him; but Lucas sends them both to grade school.

4. Yoda… love his inverted syntax; but really loved that technology finally allowed us to witness this diminutive Jedi Knight’s athletic skill and awesome light sabre technique.

5. The “non-human” element. I grew up on Star Trek (still a big fan of Mr. Spock); but that is kid’s play compared to the variety of “other worldlies” that Lucas treated us to. Maybe it’s the bartender in me; but I still adore the saloon scene in the first Star Wars with the extraterrestrial rock band & “sci-fi” patrons. Also, hard not to love a Wookie, and hard not to hate, and yet admire, Jabba the Hut.

6. Ordinance… not weapons per se; but the various space or land based vehicles and contraptions used in exterminating the enemy. I don’t have a particular favorite. I am just in awe and wished I was young enough to play with toys again.

7. It’s fun to project the various heroes and villains as Democrats and Republicans.

8. Breathtaking scenes… it matters not, the scope is unreal. The locations are stunning… snow planets that make you shiver or places that are hot & desolate and make you crazed with thirst. Time after time, Lucas is simply a master at creating locations where size and scale dwarf the human form and endeavor.

9. The Evil Emperor in the first episode, made to look “old and demonic” then, reprised the role in the final episode some 28 years later… no longer needing, I suppose, as much make-up to look “old and demonic”. And if he was my father, I think I would slit my wrists.

10. The single best moment… in the final episode… the charred heap of Annakin Skywalker is rescued by the Evil Emperor and taken for medical repairs. He is restored, artificial body parts added, a black suit donned… then the black mask to cover his disfigured face and helmut are put into place… voila Darth Vader springs to being… but not quite yet. We hear his voice! Now he’s complete. Yes, yes!! Thru the mechanical breathing we are chilled to the deep resonant voice! James Earl Jones!! He’s back! Thank you for living this long! Vader has arisen.

I am sure that others will supply 11, 12, 13 and so on ad infinitum. And not one entry would be wrong or badly misplaced. We are only limited by our imagination, and, more than anything, what George Lucas has demonstrated is how spectacular an imagination can be.

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A Top Down Day

Save for four years in up State New York when I attended Union, I have lived in Connecticut all my life. And I have to scratch my head… I can’t recall a cooler or more miserable Spring than this year… If I were a dinosaur I would be deeply concerned… this maybe the start of a new Ice Age (so much for global warming).

Still, age has a way of magnifying everything we experience — weatherwise at least. “This was our worst winter.” or “We have never had more rain.” or the obverse “Do you think this is bad? Why when I was a kid it never got above zero for ten days straight and it snowed 1′ every day (and we still had to go to school).”

But New England or not, this year’s Spring weather has put me on edge. But today my attitude changed and I don’t care if it snows tomorrow. This morning on the way to “Chez Maheesh” (that’s the Exxon Mini-Mart for the uninitiated) to pick up my medium dark roast, I caught sight of a woman behind the wheel of a big assed yellow Vet, top down, waiting for the light to change.

Yeah, top down! It was that type of morning. Clear blue sky, dry air and the sun breathing down. After weeks when it’s been cool, when it’s been rainy, if you have a convertible you have been itching for a day like today.

Now some folks don’t need a nice day to put their tops down. Regardless of the season or the weather they drive around with their tops down. Shameless show-offs and grandstanders! Like the kooks who swim in the ocean in sub-freezing weather. Or, you know the type… “Hey, watch this… I can hit the urinal from the second sink, standing on one leg with my eyes closed…” Spare me.

No… I am not talking about forcing an issue, or parading around and strutting your stuff.

This about a day when putting the top down is a way to recognize the beauty of the day. A day when our spirit is released to the sun, the air and its movement as we drive about.

Put me back a few years. You will not find me behind the wheel of a monster Corvette, nor a low-slung “E Jag”, nor will it be a Cadillac Convertible that Dad loved… No, it will be in the fire engine red 1952 MGTD that was the “second car” we all got to drive… first Dad, Paul, Lynn & then me.

Speed and power wasn’t required. No… just a grand day, a bit of country road and put the top down. I could be headed for Race Brook Country Club or the beaches of Milford and somehow driving open to the air enlivened my being… elevated my soul… the wind, the texture of the air, the sound of cars passing by… you just felt better about yourself.

No need for music pumping and thumping, I was driving to the sound of the motor and with rhythms and beat that were of my making. Tooling my way thru Woodbridge, Orange and even in New Haven… it couldn’t have been better.

Then mid-summer lay at my feet… a new discovery: driving with the top down on a July evening with the head lights projecting up to the canopy of green leaves that covered the country lane and illuminated my path. Oh yes, the air was thick with humidity that intensified the fragrance of honeysuckle. Even the chorus of crickets could be heard, blended to the sound of the MG’s motor whirring thru the gear shift.

Perhaps this was better than driving with the sun on my shoulders?

So… I look at the lady in the yellow Corvette again. Do you know how lucky you are? Oh no, not because you are driving an expensive “toy”… but lucky to be driving on a day that says “smile”… even red lights can’t spoil your day! You feel the sun on your arms, you feel the wind to your face and some how you feel more complete. It’s a beautiful day!

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Car Bomb Relay

No… this isn’t about the tragedies that take place on a nearly daily basis in the Middle East. Please shift your frame of reference.

When I was growing up a “shot” was what you got in your arm. I didn’t like it. I was afraid of it. I am told that this is common, and it didn’t mean that I was a “wuss”. Somewhere along life’s path, a “shot” became an injection, and maybe about the same time I lost my fear.

Then, somewhat later, I learned that a “shot” was an ounce and half of whisky, usually consumed as a pre-cursor to a beer (this combination known as a “boiler maker”), or dropped into a beer with a shot glass when it was known as a “depth charge”.

It was considered a “working class” drink… something that had a whiff of dirty finger nails, tired bones & mill towns.

In recent decades the “shot” has evolved into a “mini-cocktail”… complete with fancy names: lemon drop, B-52, sex on the beach, to name but a few. All sorts of ingredients have been transistorized into tiny servings and then tossed back in a single gulp.

And culturally we have moved the “shot” from the dark neighborhood joints of coal mining towns, to the upscale saloons of College towns and the au courant establishments of wealthy suburbia.

The “shot” has become part emblematic of a celebratory excursion of the moment, and part vehicle for a quick and tasty path to inebriation. The latter element being crucial the nearer we are to the campuses.

I have tended bar for a number of years… the recipes for these micro concoctions come and go… that’s fine. Personally? I have been known to enjoy a martini or two, and as a evening lengthens, I sometimes sip some of Scotland’s best… or Kentucky’s… Shots? Nah, it just ain’t me.

No matter… I was a spectator recently to an “event” at my second “office”, the exquisite Ash Creek Saloon. Two teams of five contestants each lined up on opposing sides of the bar… Stalwarts on the “business” side of the bar coming from the ranks of the Ash Creek staff (aided by two serious friends of the staff… including Red, the architect of this escapade)… and the “friendly opposition” being recruited from some regulars, plus a “stranger” who was dragooned into the contest.

Five behind the bar, against five on the patron side. Each soul standing with a half pint of Guinness into which a hot glass containing Baily’s and Jameson has been submerged. This appealing libation is called a “car bomb”.

Then at the appointed signal (I, as an impartial observer, whose integrity was not to be doubted, acted as the official starter)… a mere “go”… then each of the lead contestants shot the “car bomb” and upon conclusion the glass was slammed in dramatic fashion, which was the signal for contestant #2 to launch his or her shot…

You know… a relay. The slam of the glass was like the “passing of the baton”.

Anchoring the Ash Creek team was one James Doyle, and that spelled doom for the “visiting team”. Geeze. He could have been a quarter of a glass down & he would have won. But when he got the “baton” he was even, and when he shot that car bomb, it turned into the equivalent of Secretariat winning the Derby by 21 lengths.

Stunning. It made Big Mike’s effort asthe opposing anchor’s effort look like a leisurely sip of Earl Grey. How did James do that? That shot simply evaporated.

Well… never mind. I never question nature’s mysteries like where the elephants go to die, or how did James Doyle dispose of a half pint of Guinness (augmented by Baily’s & Jameson) faster than you could blink an eye. I don’t know… maybe he doesn’t know that multiple gulping is permitted on this planet.

I gotta shake my head. I gotta smile… and while you’re there, I guess my tumbler of Wild Turkey is looking a mite low…

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Artists & Groups

 

OK…

Let’s get the formalities over with.  My List of the Best Groups and Artists will not be a pure ranking as both Rolling Stone & Zack has done… admirable efforts on both parts.  I won’t even come close to listing 100… not by a mile, sorry.  But I will try to give a mostly literate exposition on those included herein.

Ranking them into a “top 100”?  It just ain’t me.

Next… I really have to tip my hat to Zack who has acquired and impressive knowledge of music that extends over decades and music trends.  I am envious.  You will note from my listing that I suffer from Arrested Development (I think that might actually be the name of a group; but in my case it refers to the fact that I didn’t reach puberty ’til the age of 34).

“My Music” saturation took place from just before entering college to just after leaving it.  I continue to love music, particularly from that era… and there are tunes that catch my ear today from the newer groups and artists… I am less attached to them and not as familiar with their body of work or performance… so in most cases, for me, they are the music equivalent of a “one night stand”.  Sorry.

So… for my purposes the list below is purely personal and is not an attempt to create a true hierarchy.  I have organized my list as follows… there is a Number 1, then a group of “Biggies” with no numeric ranking, followed by a group of “Premiums”, similarly with no numeric ranking, and then a special category of “Sure They’re Great”; but I simply don’t care for them all that much, regardless of how great they were or are.

I will have a few comments on the other side…

 

THE GROUPS & ARTISTS

Number One.

The Rolling Stones. The first record I owned was Flower Drum Song.  OK, I loved Broadway stage productions, and still do… shoot me.  I ignored popular music for years, in much the same way that I turned my back to the other “teen age” things that my peers were involved in.  It was finally in 1966 when I discovered two things… girls (and that be Ellen) and rock music (and that be the Rolling Stones).  I listened to the Stones for the first time over at Gary Moss’.  My first two rock albums were Aftermath and High Tide & Green Grass.

Ellen and the Stones…it was a good year… I was lucky on both accounts.

Back then you more or less made a choice between loving the Stones or the Beatles… in much the same way growing up in New Haven you made a choice for pizza between Pepe’s or Sally’s.

For some reason I rejected the more polished image of the Beatles for the more rustic edgy look of the Stones.  But more important I preferred their music… more bluesy.  I also preferred Jagger’s rich vocal to the pretty harmonies of the Beatles.

Their body of work is tremendous…and at this point you can pick songs from five different decades and applaud their continued musicianship.  Satisfaction was an anthem for a generation… but from their earlier book I loved the dark Paint it Black with Brian Jones picking up the sitar (which if memory serves preceded George Harrison doing the same thing), or Under My Thumb.  I think I could listen to those two songs back to back into eternity.

Gimme Shelter is a song that both Zack and I have singled out as their best.

But don’t forget this… they put on outstanding concerts… over five decades… they have never stopped being a live band (although I have never seen them).  Next, Jagger and Richard wrote some impressive music.  Next, they knew what songs to cover… and they knocked the shit out of those songs.  Next, they are great musicians.  Jones was terrific, followed by Mick Taylor and then Ron Wood on guitar… all first rate.  Charlie Watts has to be the most under rated drummer in the business.  Wyman was more than capable and his bass riff on Satisfaction gives me chills.  And Keith Richard is a living monument to how far you can go on drugs and expensive cognac.

The Biggies

The Who. I was lucky to have seen The Who pre-Tommy, Tommy & post Tommy.  What a group, what a sound generated by just three musicians (only to be surpassed by the Cream live).  I don’t think I will ever see a drummer hit the skins as hard as Keith Moon.  The album Who’s Next maybe be the most complete and perfect rock album ever made.

Cream. I had the chance to see them on their farewell tour.  My gosh, I hesitate using the label because there was a group known as T-Rex… but the Cream was the Tyrannosaurus Rex of their brief day.  Nobody, and I mean nobody could match them.  Clapton, who is God, on guitar; Ginger Baker on drums… his drum kit looked like a redoubt; and the best bass player on the planet in Jack Bruce.  He also sported choir quality tenor vocals.  Crossroads has to be the finest live recording ever made.

Traffic. Without Dave Mason their sound was more economical, with him they added a dimension that mirrored what happened when Neil Young was added to CSN… they got a guitar, a vocal and another songwriter.  Still the group will be remembered as a show piece for Steve Winwood.  Is there an instrument he couldn’t play?  The John Barleycorn Must Die album is superior stuff, sans Mr. Mason.

John Mayall’s Bluesbreakers. The alumni of this band reads like a Who’s Who of musicians.  Let’s begin with guitar legends like Eric Clapton, Peter Green and Mick Taylor… on Bass we’ll put John McVie and on drums Mick Fleetwood.  His bands always featured talented musicians who really could play.  Their playlist was a combination of covers, which they handled almost without equal, and Mayall originals.  I have always enjoyed the “music” behind Mayall’s tunes… some of the subject matter and lyrics didn’t hit the mark for me.  You know the “blues” should be about women who did us wrong & not environmental issues like dirty water.  Still his bands always cooked… and my goodness, the guy is a legend.

Kinks. As much as I loved the Stones, it is this group that I am sorry that I have missed seeing live.  I understand that Ray Davies was famous for coming on stage after consuming copious quantities of Jack Daniels or Chivas Regal and then performing thru an alcoholic haze.  Be that as it may, they were a terrific group from the get go… You Really Got Me, All Day and All of the Night and Tired of Waiting For You were great songs; but their niche developed in social commentary… Dedicated Follower of Fashion and Well Respected Man and then Victoria on their opus Arthur — Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire.

The Animals. If Gary Moss was the person who introduced me to the Stones, it was Art Riccio who introduced me to the Animals.  And I include them in this august group of “Biggies” because of Eric Burden and his monster treatment of It’s My Life, Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood and the ultimate slow song of my era House of the Rising Sun.  Burden’s later effort in War, or as a cheerleader for Jimi Hendrix do not diminish his work with the original Animals.  They performed at Union the year before I got there. Shame.

B.B. King. What a voice, rich, round & silky.  He had great emotion in his renditions and marvelous vocal phrasing.  And, by the by, he could play a little guitar here and there.  I have seen him play at Fillmore East and most recently at the Stamford Palace; but it was seeing him at Union that was the best.  In between sets I summoned the courage to go back stage to shake his hand.  And what a hand it is… it completely encompassed mine.  I put it right up there with shaking Johnny Unitas’ hand. And the thrill is not gone!

Police. This is a group from my “post college” days.  Don’t ask me when I first heard them, or what I first heard them play. But this became evident… I thought that Sting was a good vocalist, and I liked every song I listened to.  It’s that simple.  So what if I can’t tell you who the other band members are, or anything else about them.  Message in the Bottle is a monster track.

Simon and Garfunkel. I think that Paul Simon is a brilliant songwriter… a talent that extended beyond his association with Art Garfunkel.  But the music written for their “group” that featured the high parts for Garfunkel is extraordinary. Bridge Over Troubled Water and For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her are masterpieces for Garfunkel’s clear voice.  In their collection of work I don’t think there has ever been better vocal harmonies.  And in terms of “poetry” for my time there is a marvelous line in Sounds of Silence: “The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and the tenement halls.”

Billy Joel. I think it was about a year ago that I caught a Billy Joel concert on the tube.  It might have been with Elton John or with another piano player who was going to perform his classical music.  No matter.  But here comes Joel on stage, and he brings a humongus 3 ring binder with his music & proceeds to sit down at the piano and play thru some of his tunes.  He would leaf thru the book, and then on a whim he would say… “oh, here’s a good one…” In reality there was never a bad one… and without hesitation you can pick favorites that span eras of his musical log.  Zack and I both pick Scenes From an Italian Restaurant… and I have a huge sentimental weakness for his Lullaby… it’s the song I danced to with Shaina at her Bat Mitzvah.

James Taylor. His voice is so good it’s scary.  And I don’t think he has dropped an inch in quality in 35+ years.  His music has always soothed my spirit, and treat of treats I will finally get a chance to see him live.  I just picked up tickets for his gig at Jones Beach this summer.  And this is not really important… he looked good when he was young with long hair… and he looks good today mostly bald… and the smile is just the same!

Dire Straits. Sultan of Swing… Sultan of Swing… Sultan of Swing. If for no other reason, I think I would put this group here.  It is one of my favorite tunes… and it emerged in my post-college days.  Mark Knopfler is the only name connected to band that means anything to me… he is the song writer and I believe the lead guitar and vocalist. I love the throaty sound to his voice and the more I listened to their music, the more I liked their sound… to a point where a week does not go by when I don’t listen to the Money For Nothing album.  Every song save Twisting by the Pool a winner.

Joe Cocker. This is a late entry.  I have been listening to Joe Cocker Ultimate Collection over and over again.  The tracks are ordered chronologically and I am struck by the quality of each layer of his music decade by decade.  His early music was backed by some of the finest session men of the day (from both sides of the Atlantic).  His later recordings I was mostly unfamiliar with ’til stumbling upon this CD.  And far from disappointed, I think he has added depth and richness to his material.  This guy is a star.

The Premiums

The Supremes. Or is it Diana Ross and The Supremes?  No matter.  I actually preferred the Four Tops to this group.  But this group had the pizazz.  They had the glitz.  The style.  The amazing gowns.  The hand gestures.  And Diana Ross’ dazzling smile.  But the music was good and so were their vocals.  Real good.  Classic Holland, Dozier & Holland tunes.  Smooth as silk, and as exciting as a sequined gown fitting close to the hip.

Crosby, Stills, Nash (Young). I think their first album (Mr. Young yet to join) was one of the best made.  This was the “ultimate” super group combining “star” players from the Buffalo Springfield, the Hollies and the Byrds.  Talented song writers, great vocalists and in Stills’ case, a Goddamned good musician.  Their harmonies were spot on and when Neil Young came on board he magnified their collective talents.  Monster group.

Rod Stewart. This is an artist of “Biggie” stature who did too much commercial quality stuff in his “in between” years.  Too bad.  Early Stewart was tremendous.  Check out his work with Jeff Beck and with the Faces.  His first two solo albums were huge quality… with #2 Every Picture Tells a Story being one of the best albums made.  At the other end of the time line stands the American Song Book series… two out of three which are sensational.  He can do it all… ballads, rockers & tunes… even wrote a song or two.

Madonna. She chooses good material, or she is given good material.  So what?  The same could be said for Frank Sinatra.  And big time presence and talent she has.  And maybe if I hadn’t seen videos of her she would be a footnote to this listing.  But I have seen her.  And my God can she move.  So here it is.  She knows and picks great music.  She interprets it like hell.  She moves in ways that stirs the soul.  And unless you are a persimmon, you know you want to take her to bed.  Now maybe if you’re a woman that doesn’t count.  Sorry.

U2 This group was huge long before they were on my radar.  There were probably years when they were the biggest grossing act on the planet.  My hat goes to them.  Beautiful Day is a wonderful song, sweeping theme and completely uplifting… and because of that song I started to pay attention to their other songs… my, what a log.  And while I know them the least of the artist/groups describes in these pages, I am no fool… I see a group of magnitude.  This is definitely a group of big time weight.

Sure They’re Great

The Beatles. What can I say? They made some truly great music spread across a spectacular variety of musical genres.  But I am a Stones guy, and praising the Beatles too much would be the equivalent of growing up in New Haven and rooting for Harvard.  You know, yes, it’s a great University… but fuck them!

Bob Dylan. I am going to create the “Dylan Scale”.  It measures the greatness of the music against vocal presentation.  And Dylan will set the standard of marvelous music (check out who covers him) with nasal nails-across-the-chalkboard vocals.  My apologies to Philip DeCostanzo.

The Band. I had their second album.  Yes, it was terrific.  And The Last Waltz was a tour de force.  But I include them here because Zack and Will think the world of them.  And both those boys (as does the group itself) deserve respect.

 

Alright.  It’s like this… I left alotta artists and groups off this piece and I am not going to list them here.  Maybe I just didn’t won’t to write about them.  So please, no letters asking why this or that person or group wasn’t put in. Just live with it… I’m not getting paid to do this.

OK… class is out.  Go listen, go breathe.  Walk by open windows & look both ways when you cross the street.

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