RA

The Egyptians knew what they were doing when they made Ra the Sun God. Not as well known, they also made Murray from Woodmere the Tan God. And it is to this God that I will pay my respects to in about a half hour. I am taking Zack with me to the house in Milford… my visit will coincide with high tide… I will anoint my body with oils to make me smell like a pina colada (another old Egyptian custom… except their oils made you smell like a combination of prunes, figs & chocolate)… I will then plunge into the cold (but not icy cold) Long Island Sound for a bracing dip and then will get serious in my worship of Murray… and a secondary God… Biff… God of Grain & Hops… but will try to forestall his dark side (Barf) from entering into the afternoon’s enjoyment.