1. Went to all 126 Antiques establishments in Woodbury. What a fun hobby! I love junk.
2. Read Silas Marner. Well… I got by page 17 for the first time.
3. Watched Steel Magnolias.
4. Caught a special on the Gardening Channel: “The Reproductive System of the Rose Aphid.”
5. Bought a new dress. I don’t really like it, so I’ll probably return it… but I’m keeping the shoes and the bag.
6. I drove 57MPH in the passing lane of I-95.
7. I was gracious to the asshole at Ash Creek Saloon who likes the Steelers.
8. I joined a Convent. It’s official, I am now the first Jewish cross-dressing Nun.
9. I bought some tofu at a health foods place. Brought it home, put it on the kitchen counter & watched it for a half hour.
10. I ordered a Pink Squirrel.
11. I re-painted my Johnny Unitas bobble head doll.
12. I re-painted my “I Hate The New York Jets” bobble head doll.
If you are so moved, please send your words of sympathy, or cash donations (preferably cash donations… particularly for you beasts who had the Steelers to cover) to the “Colts Support Group” care of Jim Winston. Please be advised that only the portion of your donation not used in purchasing 101 Rye Whisky will be tax deductible.