Incoming Mail: Penis Enhancements

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* Jake the Snake

* Make-up kits (specify camouflage, zebra stripes or the Elton John)

* Mr. Potato Head adapting Kit

* The Fruit Bowl

* STP Decal (specify flaccid or erect)

* Deer skin lined Penis Cozy

* Bose Mini Testicle Speakers

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