Chuck’s

A few years ago I joined a group on Facebook: “50s & 60s Westville”.  And with all the mishegas about Facebook and privacy issues, I still enjoy the good things that there… love the jokes, the animal oriented stuff.  And of course pictures of family and friends.  And I include this Westville Group in the “good” column.  And as an aside, judging from the folks who actively post and comment within the site, you’d have to think that Westville had the highest concentration of Jews outside of Jerusalem.

Many of the posts deal with school stuff and folks trying to find other folks “Anyone know where Cynthia Scheinberg is these days?  We were friends in Sheridan.”

Businesses also pop up, “Who remembers Jackson Marvin’s in the Village?” Or, places… “Loved going to summer concerts at the Yale Bowl.”

But most of the posts spin around places to eat.  And as you can imagine there is a ton of posts on the Wooster St “pizza shrines” and of course Jimmies of Savin Rock.  No, not part of Westville per se; but definitely within our orbit.  

Something else you should know, most of the folks who are connected in the Group no longer live in the area.  The chief archivist, who posts most of the old photographs, lives in Colorado. But everyone seems keen to hop in with a favorite deli, hamburger joint, pizza parlor… or to debate the finer points of Jimmies’ lobster roll versus Chicks’. I submitted Whitey’s in Guilford (by the water tank, just off of I-95) for roasted clams and corn.

A place that often surfaces is Chuck’s. My experience there was limited to less than a half dozen times. So it’s hardly as memorable for me as it was for you.  A recent post included a picture, and here it is… Enjoy!


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So, Felicity it is

Felicity?  I know, I know… not a great name for a Guinea Hen!  But what could we do?  The fancy, shmancy breeder had already named her Felicity!  I wanted to name her Margaret, or Elizabeth, or Eleanor, or Sacagawea, or Dolly. {Stop right there!  I know what you’re thinking!!  “Yeah, Jim! Sounds just like something sexist that you’d think of! Dolly Parton & big breasts!” Well… Margaret Meade had breasts, too!  Although maybe not as impressive.   And besides, I was thinking of Dolly Madison!}.

So, Felicity it is.

Yes, I detect puzzlement in your expression.  Wherefore Guinea hen?  OK, so I was leafing thru a past issue of Smithsonian and there was an article that caught my eye: “The Uncommon Intelligence of the Guinea Fowl.” It turns out that these birds are more than your next dinner!  Smart as a whip, they are!  As smart as mynah birds, ravens, cockatoos… and according to the Director of Animals and Society Institute of Ann Arbor, Guinea fowl posses the intelligence on par, or better, than an octopus or a common house cat. Although further study is needed, he said, and I quote, “I wouldn’t be surprised after additional testing that a Guinea hen will be seen as intelligent as a bonobo ape, just lacking opposable thumbs.”

I admit that Sandy, while intrigued, was not keen on adding a Guinea Fowl to our household.  I pointed out that she had previously excluded dogs, cats and silverback gorillas from our home… but no prohibitions about Guinea hens or wolverines.  Would she rather have a hen or a wolverine?

So, Felicity it is.

The breeder, Mrs. deVargas, was a total whack-job, she insisted before signing the papers for Felicity, that Sandy and I prove that we had college degrees. We also had to sign a statement that we didn’t smoke, and that we were vegan (yes, we lied about the vegan thing). We then all sang the Star Spangled Banner. Ceremony and  paper work taken care of, Mrs. deVargas (I think that she was probably in covert-ops, and breeding Guinea fowl was just her cover), bid us farewell and sent us off with an “alphabet board”, instruction pamphlet, well wishes and, oh one more thing… “Felicity doesn’t like reggae music.”

Alphabet board?  Let me explain.  It turns out that Guinea fowl can be trained to understand commands and actually spell common words.  This is done by placing food treats on squares on the alphabet board… each square containing a letter. I used pistachio nuts as an inducement to peck at specific letters. She actually preferred the shells to the nuts.  Go figure.

She was a quick study.  Although she had trouble with vowels.  After a particularly exhausting training session, I just lost it and asked her, “Why did the chicken cross the road?”  She glared at me and then pecked out, ”G fck yrslf.” She came within an eyelash of being turned into Felicity ala Marsala!

This problem with vowels had gotten the gears in my mind spinning.  Biblical Hebrew was written without vowels!  Maybe Felicity was some sort of Orthodox hen? I tinkered with the idea of creating a Hebrew alphabet board and seeing if I could train her to peck out the kiddush (the blessing for wine).  After some thought I decided against it, and put the alphabet board away.  The entire exercise was proving too stressful for both Felicity and me.

I have moved onto other avenues with her.  Music.  Did you know that female Guinea hens can chirp? Well, not really chirp… more like half way between a chirp and a hum.  This behavior is not meant to attract males, but as a means of communicating and keeping track of new born chicks.  After six months of training, Felicity had the Canon in D down! Although she prefers Irish drinking songs!  And the best part is that mimicking music comes naturally to her, no need of going thru bags of pistachio nut treats.  As it turns out, pistachios, the nuts or the shells, give Felicity a world class case of gas.  And heaven help you if you are at “ground zero” when Felicity cuts a fart!  One time Sandy missed the early warning sign — Felicity raises her left leg, always the left.  Unlucky, Sandy strayed too close to the blast zone and before she could retreat to safety the knee-buckling stench cracked the crystal on her wrist watch (and other gruesome things, too nauseating to mention here).

In spite of this unfortunate gastric reaction to pistachios, I have to smile… Felicity is part of our family.  I now use shredded mini-wheats instead of pistachios for treats. The grueling training sessions are past, and Felicity now enjoys being read to.  She loves John Irving novels and Shakespeare.  Shakespeare!  I have to shake my head… it took me decades to begin to love Shakespeare! Oh, one last note – Mrs. deVargas had it right!  Felicity does not like reggae! If she hears a Bob Marley track, she begins to raise her left leg and Sandy and I have to scramble to kill the song!  Who is training who?

Felicity… she is in command.

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The Feathers Were Ruffled in the Den

Although the classification of pickles at first glance has little bearing on the brief tale I am about to relate… but in so much that I experience that is the “now”, there is a story from the “then” that is imbedded therein that shines like a jewel.

On February 2, 1963 I was Bar Mitvahed. Mommie Soph looked for an appropriate gift to honor the occasion. Perhaps the gift of stock that could improve in value? And in this matter she adhered to Aunt Tiny’s advice that there was only one stock worth purchasing: IBM. Whether Mom’s opinion was also consulted, I can’t say. But Tiny’s position was followed, and 2 shares of IBM stock were purchased for me.

Then the day arrived when the stock certificate arrived at 25 Alston Avenue. And on that day, or perhaps the day after, Aunt Clara happened by for an afternoon visit. I can imagine Aunt Bella was there, too – she usually was. With pride Mommie Soph took out the stock certificate to show around. “See what I got for my Jimmy! Two shares of IBM stock, and Tiny says this is the best! THE BEST!”

Well, Clara carefully inspected the certificate and declared that this was the wrong stock! “Sophie! You purchased the wrong stock. Look here!” And of course Mommie Soph couldn’t read the words! “This says: International Business Machines! NOT, IBM!” And Clara was insistent on this!!

Now if Clara intended to make a joke it would have been one thing. But that was not the case, she truly believed that Mommie Soph had made a mistake, unfortunate maybe, but an egregious mistake nonetheless!! The feathers were ruffled in the den!

Yes, it took several minutes to sort this out. I am sure Mom was called in to referee this dispute (and maybe even Tiny had to be called to confirm the facts!). The dust settled, and the Chatzek sisters could continue on to a satisfying cup of tea. Peace had returned to the den.

And pickles? Well, and this issue has not been completely resolved to the interested parties, Sandy and I just spent the better part of a half hour discussing the difference between jars of pickles labeled “full sour” pickles & “kosher dill” pickles. For me, it simply a matter of marketing. Pickles are: sweet, half sour or full sour – and that Kosher Dill are full sour unless otherwise noted.

So, what can I say. Somehow this debate brought to memory a quiet afternoon that took place in the den at 25 Alston Avenue fifty-five years ago.

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Through the Eyes of Uncle Saul

My Uncle Saul taught me how to play gin. Not just the basic rules of the game, but when to take risks to get a card to complete a hand; and when a hand held little promise for success, the defensive strategy that had to be used to limit a loss. Along the way I was tutored in the finer points of “gamesmanship”. How to distract an opponent with gab, a well placed insult or a condescending comment meant to lull an adversary into a false sense of security.

I can imagine Saul laying waste to his card playing buddies.

Saul also fed my curiosity about dinosaurs. Many a Saturday afternoon, with an egg capturing net in hand, we would go on a dinosaur egg hunting expedition in the acres around his home in Woodbury. Along the way we would find butterflies, crickets & a diversity of birds, for which Saul could speak at length. “Jimmy, look at that hawk circling overhead!” And then Saul would tell me that the birds were descendants of dinosaurs. Which I thought was BS, although I didn’t tell him so at the time.

But on one of many family visits to Yale Peabody Museum, Saul pointed out to me the difference between the “lizard hipped” sauropod dinosaurs like Brontosaurus and Stegosaurus; and the “bird hipped” bi-pedal dinosaurs like T-Rex! Bird hipped! Hawk? The connection seemed unlikely… particularly to a little kid like me.

As I write these words, I look at a picture on my desk. Aunt Meggie & Uncle Saul on the lawn outside their Cape Cod home in Chatham. I focus on the details. Meggie, powder blue light crew neck sweater over charcoal slacks, wind picked-up curly chestnut colored hair. Saul, tennis sweater over shorts, arm on Meggie’s shoulder, face pivoted directly toward her in wide smile, impervious to the wind that was coming in from the Atlantic sea. God, I love that shot.

My memories of my Aunt and Uncle are indeed rich. Lucky for us who can draw on early experiences that help shape our lives. And yes, I am a good gin player, and I continue to enjoy my love of dinosaurs.

But it took me decades to unearth the greatest treasure that my Saul gave to me. It was the idea that I could “see” the world.

Maybe it began on a late spring day in the early morning sun as we progressed along the walking path in Middlebury… a tiny stream to our left, and surrounded by leafy trees. Saul called my attention to the leaves resting in the sunlight, “Jimmy, what is the color of those leaves?”

Easy. “Green”

“Green? Is it all the same?” He didn’t wait for the answer. “No, see how the sun strikes the exposed surfaces to the direct light? The leaves are illuminated into a brilliant yellow! And the undersides? A lime green! And look closely! The veins of the underside of that leaf can clearly be seen in the deeper green!”

There was nothing extraordinary in the words he chose, nor the manner in which he directed them to me. And as he we walked he made mention of this, that or the other thing… the sound of the modest brook tripping across the rocks, or how the air felt in a shaded portion of the trail. Details relating to the five senses. Each detail simply put for my hearing. But at no point did Saul say, this what you must sense. Or, this is how you do it. No, that would be left for me to discover. But open the door, he did.

Then there came the day in my 11th grade year when I wrote an essay for Miss Stewart’s English class on the “Beauty of a Green Banana.” I received a “C” for that essay, and it was one of the two grades that I ever objected to during my academic career. I questioned Miss Stewart about the grade and, focusing on the under ripe taste of the fruit, she said that she couldn’t fathom how I could find beauty in a green banana.

Maybe my writing deserved a “C”; but I replied that I wasn’t writing about the taste of the banana… but at its appearance. A point that was lost on Miss Stewart; but wouldn’t have been on my Uncle Saul. I still doubt that in the 11th Grade I appreciated the ‘building blocks” that Saul had given me.

Even as a sophomore at Union College when I watched Professor Hugh Allen Wilson’s hands race over the harpsichord’s keyboard as he worked his way thru Bach’s Brandenburg No. 5, I looked beyond the sound to feel and see that musical piece. It was not just “green”. But amazing shades of green. And on occasion veins of bright color popped thru during the cadenza.

And today? Today I revel in a Sancerre from grapes grown in a tiny section of that Loire Valley appellation. Vines that have deep roots into ancient soils composed of a marl… a sedimentary layer combined of clay and tiny fossilized Jurassic oyster shells. Shells deposited when dinosaurs ruled the land. The stratum is called the Kimmeridge Shelf and it gives the Sauvignon Blanc grapes here its distinctive, and unique, character. The hue, scent and taste of these wines can’t be replicated anywhere. I look at the greenish tinge of the wine, the unmistakable fragrance of fresh gooseberries, the clear fruit and mineral laced taste —

Yes, I am thankful for Uncle Saul who decades before opened the door for me to see and experience the world.

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