It has been a stretch between jokes. I hold members of the humor patrol responsible for this shortcoming. Perhaps we should be thankful… maybe the “recycled joke movement” has crested and we can have some fresh material to chortle over. Which brings me to the little gem noted below… talk about recycled! This one has to be about 70 years old if it’s a day! But, what can I say? It’s a slow day…
A Hassidic man from Williamsburg finds himself sitting next to this young and extremely attractive woman on the subway. The poor man stares out the window, uncomfortable with his proximity to this woman who is clearly a “bombshell”. She is also feeling some discomfort… but for different reasons.
“Excuse me, Sir… for being so forward. But I have to admit that I find you men so fascinating and so incredibly sexy. Every night I go to sleep fantasizing being with you. All I can think about is taking off your black hat, slowly taking off your long black frock coat, removing your prayer shawl with the fringe… taking the fringe and softly tickling your brow… then rubbing your forehead and gently twirling your gorgeous sidelocks and stroking your beard… and massaging your back, your tummy and every part of your body. I find you such an incredible turn on. I can barely contain myself. Is there a place where we can go?”
“That’s fine. But what’s in it for me?”