Category Archives: Ministry of Humor

It has been a stretch between jokes.  I hold members of the humor patrol responsible for this shortcoming.  Perhaps we should be thankful… maybe the “recycled joke movement” has crested and we can have some fresh material to chortle over.  … Continue reading →

How do you know if you have them?  And even if you have them, you have to rely on others to give you an idea as to their quality.  And the folks who do the reporting always seem to have … Continue reading →

Ides of March Dear Diary: I don’t feel like going to the Senate today.  I think I am going to get a haircut instead.  Besides… it’s always the same guys… Cassius, Brutus and that new guy Russell Crowe.  Big deal.  … Continue reading →

{March 6, 44BCE at the home of Gaius Julius Caesar & his wife Calpurnia… it’s morning, in the breakfast room} CAESAR: What’s this? CALPURNIA: What does it it look like, Caesar? CAESAR:  French Toast!  Again it’s French Toast!  I can’t … Continue reading →