Mr. Winston

Mr. Winston… I hate when people call me that. Yeah, it might be respectful and all; but my thinking is that Mr. Winston, Sid Winston, that is, passed away a few years ago. He was Mr. Winston.

So when I hear it… “Mr. Winston” my reaction is: you must be mistaken.

Lucky for me I don’t have to look in the mirror that often. I shave in the shower or the sauna… so how folks see me — the image that would be laid bare by a mirror — is lost to me. Thank God.

I can be as young as I want to be… in my mind… even when my appearance suggests that “Mr. Winston” would be appropriate.

OK… even I steal a look in the mirror, it is pointless to pretend the contrary. Thank God beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and thank God there will be those who can see beyond the way I appear… to the way that I feel… to the way life moves thru me.

But that still side steps the Mr. issue, which I think is age and maturity related.

Is it ok to be called Mr. Winston and still think that the four greatest achievements of the 20th Century are the rubber dog turd, Groucho glasses w/big nose & moustache, rubber barf and panty hose.

A Mr. Winston doesn’t put on a scary monster-from-the-green-lagoon mask to terrify his daughters going to take a bath.

A Mr. Winston doesn’t prey on folks, warm and snuggie in bed with a case of the “cold hands”.

But I will tell you what Mr. Winston did… there was a time that I approached him on a Sunday morning with an egg in hand and asked, “Dad… is this a hard cooked egg?”

He inspected the egg carefully, turning it this way and that… even adjusting his glasses to the bridge of his nose. He then deposited the egg in question in the breast pocket of my white buttondown oxford shirt… and crushed it against me.

“No.”

Maybe I’m not Mr. Winston; but I am told by those who knew him, that the resemblance, in many ways, is startling.

And it doesn’t seem to end there. Shaina and Suzy have both pointed to early pictures of me and see the similarities to Zack. But it was Ellen’s kid Brother, Rick, who noted over this past Thanksgiving weekend that the sound of Zack’s voice, the texture of his laughter, put him to mind of me.

Seems like we have another Mr. Winston in the on deck circle.

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An Intersection in Life

Sometimes it happens when you’re young… sometimes it happens when you have some mileage on your tires… but when you hit one of “life’s intersections” it is bound to have an impact on your life from that point forward. And usually you don’t fully recognize the impact ’til some point further down the road… when you reflect and take stock of things… maybe when you’re sipping on a whisky…

What turned out well… and sadly, what did not.

I turn back a few pages in the book and see a picture of Mort Lewis.

When I first met Mort, he was Mr. Lewis and I was a little kid (I would also know him as Colonel Lewis — a full bird Colonel — & serve under him when he was Commandant of the 1031st USAR School… but that is a chapter from a different story).

Mort worked in a small family market that had been owned by his wife Evelyn’s parents. Evelyn’s brother Harvey worked in the market, too; but Mort handled the butcher’s corner. Although I was never party to it, I can imagine that Mommie Soph and Mort would spend time “talking shop” every now and then.

There was nothing in the way Mort carried himself, nothing in the way he dressed (in his “civies”, that is, and not in an apron), or in the way he spoke with his clear and refined manner of address, that would give an indication of his trade.

Not that his trade lacked honor… especially to our family… Mommie Soph, after all, had spent decades as a member of the “butcher’s guild”.

Still, Mort’s trade was a bit unexpected when one considers that he had a Bachelor of Arts Degree from Yale University, and a Degree in Law from Harvard University.

When I got older I would learn more of the story.

And this is the story… the fine strokes might be off; but the story is true. Mort who hailed from the Bay State, traveled south of the border to New Haven and Yale University. Somewhere along the path to earning his degree he fell in love with Evelyn Hurwitz.

When their eventual marriage took place on this time line I can’t tell you; but this is known: after Yale he was accepted into Harvard Law School. He earned his Degree and then passed the Massachusetts Bar. Evelyn, his wife by then (I think) joined him in Massachusetts; but ultimately decided that she was unhappy there. Deep homesickness?

Not a problem. They return to New Haven, home to Evelyn… and home to Mort for the four years at Yale. Moving back was not a big deal.

Although he was admitted to the Bar in Massachusetts, in those days he was still required to take Connecticut’s as well.

He took the exam. He failed.

He took the exam a second time. He failed.

Meanwhile, he needed a means of support. He had a wife… perhaps their first, Isabel was on the way (or was she already born?), so Mort hitched up his pants… put on an apron and took honorable work to provide for his family.

Ironically, among my parents’ circle of friends, none could boast of Mort’s education, and yet the Lewis’ lived in the meanest of homes in that circle. Not that pride and love were absent in that home… it was just a twist of fate that put them in a small red house on busy Fitch Street and not in a spacious house on Tumblebrook Road in Woodbridge.

Take a breath and think.

Mort had a Law Degree from one of the most prestigious Schools in the land, admitted to the Bar in Massachusetts; but moved back to Connecticut because of Evelyn’s unhappiness… and then would be unable to pursue the career for which he had just spent years prepping for…

Just an intersection in life. Things happen, we make decisions… and the event will colour our lives.

And then beautifully, there is that rare time when there is redemption.

Maybe Mort was 60, probably older… when he took Connecticut’s Bar Exam a third time. Well, you know how it is, third time is a charm. Yes, Mort passed.

No… he was not 25 or 26, fresh out of Law School to be recruited by a hot shot law firm… as he would have been 40 years before.

What a shame; but I guess that’s understandable.

Mort would take a job in the Public Defender’s Office of New Haven. And ladies and gentlemen, of this I can assure you: for that unfortunate soul, if Mort Lewis was Counsel, that person received the best legal advice available.

In my book, Mort is a hero in many ways. A real mensch as we say in my neighborhood.

These are not random thoughts. They were put into motion by a call I received from Shaina. “Dad, I passed my Certification Exam!!”

Bravo Shaina! Well done!

Shaina is now a certified trainer. She is now permitted to run out onto the field, and tell the catcher who just “caught” a direct foul back in between the legs… “don’t touch there, we’re on national TV.”

This was Shaina’s second attempt at this exam. She passed the written on the first go ’round; but stubbed her toe (pun intended) on the practical application & written simulation.

For the past couple of months Shaina has lived with the outcome of that exam… lived with the doubts, maybe with the fear. The fear of what happens if I don’t pass the next time?

Shaina has a job. A good job, and its in a related field — rehab physical trainer. Maybe it’s even better paying than if she were an assistant trainer someplace.

But that’s not the point. She has a goal, and passing that exam was necessary for proceeding on her path.

Over the past couple of months we rarely spoke of the upcoming re-test.

Maybe I was put in mind of Mort Lewis… who stubbed his toe twice before retreating to a deep fall back position and then donned the butcher’s apron.

Not that being a butcher made Mort a bad human being… on the contrary, there is nothing that could detract from the graciousness and humanity that made Mort Lewis that fine man he was.

But the call I received from Shaina saying, “I passed…” meant that I could brush the dust from Mort’s photograph, close the book and put it back on the shelf. That lesson can be reserved for another time.

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Everything Plantain

 

Several years ago Doc Reid, a Grapes colleague at the time, and I would share our thoughts on life… a collection of things that would make us laugh & smile, make us wince… or could make us cry.

Perhaps it was while sharing a martini or two… his vodka, mine correctly made with gin, that we hatched an idea.  We would leave our headaches and worries behind, shed all worldly possessions that could not be put into two grips, and take ourselves down to Key West.  There, we would open a small saloon planted on the sand & spitting distance from the surf.

I would work the night shifts so that I could enjoy the sun by day… he would take the day shifts so he could carouse the night.

Today our paths have separated and Key West is a dream that has receded in my thinking.  The way I look at it… Key West is passe… a place filled with Ernest Hemingway wannabees.  PAH I say!

That dream has been replaced by another.

My thinking… it’s plantains!  Specifically, I have my eyes set on a desirable tract of land suitable for growing this incredible… this incredible… whatever-it-is.  Well, the way I figure it, whatever-it-is, is better than tofu… it has countless more uses, and the world demand for products made with this whatever-it-is, is about to explode!

Yes, yes… it looks like a banana.  But only close minded “Yankee Anglo’s” will see them that way.  Lesson #1, it’s not a fruit.  Lesson #2, it’s not a vegetable.  Lesson #3, I don’t know what it is… it may in fact be a vegetable or a fruit… maybe even both, that is, unless it is a “tuber” (whatever the hell that is).

Of these technicalities, I have no concern!  Where is your creativity, where is your vision forGodsakes?  Lookit this impressive product list presently in play or in development.

Plantain Jelly

Plantain Marmaladeidentical to the above; but it just costs more… positive marketing potential for the upscale “plenty of money no brains” market.

Plantain Buttercosts more than peanut butter or margarine; but is better for you… don’t ask me why.

Plantain Teadoesn’t taste good; but goes well with spicy Asian cuisine.

Plantain PicklesBigger is better!! “Is that a plantain in your pocket, or are ya glad to see me?”

Plantain Mustardgreat on dogs.

Plantain Ketchupsame as mustard (different label); but better for burgers.

Plantain Mayonnaisesame as condiments noted above, waiting for labels to be printed.  Trader Joes in Darien has a standing order for 1000 cases.

Plantain Poulticeproven effective as a non-invasive treatment for a myocardial infarction… simply apply some to your chest in the heart area. Good-bye heart attack!  It’s also good for cleaning white walls on tires & removing rust from lawn furniture.

Plantain Accessoriespresently available: lovely belts, wallets, vests & very expensive loafers (both in men’s and women’s… women’s are more expensive… duh!)

Plantain Shinglesthey don’t work better… they just look better!

Plantain Papyruschop down trees for paper no more!  Although slightly stiffer than traditional paper, plantain papyrus doesn’t burn as easily.

Plantain GlueThis is referred to as the “crazy glue of the Yucatan“.  Very effective, don’t let it touch your skin or clothing, although small amounts can be added to New England clam chowder (miles better than traditional flour for thickening).

Plantain CondomsI don’t think I have to elaborate.  Adios Trojans!

Plantain Cod Piecesorry, I just had to put “cod piece” somewhere in my writing… this has been a three year dream finally fulfilled.

Well there you are… opportunities await… as does the attractive parcel of land I have selected in the hills of Litchfield, Connecticut.

“Everything Plantain”… it has a ring.  So friends, farewell “Slaving Wine Man”, hello “Aristocratic Plantation Plantain Planter” (or maybe just Plantation Man will do).

Oh my, Life is good!

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The Great Naretsky

Streets change. I love looking at photographs turned to near “sepia” with age… photographs showing a familiar corner a 100+ years ago and then, in contrast, a photograph, crisper in detail, of the same corner today.

And if the difference is dramatic on a famous lane, the Champs Elysee par example, or Broadway, can you imagine how different it would be on a “little street” like Legion Avenue in New Haven?

Take any city of size in this country and there are “sections” or “neighborhoods”. Often these can relate to an ethnic base. Further, the very street name can designate the quarter. Grand Avenue is “Chinatown” in San Francisco, Arthur Avenue is “Little Italy” in the Bronx, Wooster Street is “Little Italy” in New Haven and Legion Avenue is the “Lower East Side” in New Haven… read that as Jewish.

As I say, streets can change. Legion Avenue as the nexus of Jewish life in New Haven no longer exists. Gone are the shops, businesses and residences that characterized this as a “Jewish neighborhood”.

But in the front half of the 20th Century, Legion Avenue was home to my Grandmother, Mommie Sophie’s Kosher meat market. It was also home to the small grocery store owned by Mommie Soph’s Sister and Brother-in Law, Saralei and Chaim (the same Chaim who Zachary is named for).

And probably no different than countless neighborhoods in other cities, and the “small streets” contained therein, there are personalities, men and women, who frequent those streets, who take on a life beyond their specific existence.

Welcome “Naretsky” to our story.

If he had a first name it is unknown to me. If it was his real name, as opposed to a nom de plume, say… it is unknown to me. In fact, until a few years ago, I didn’t know that Naretsky was a person… I thought that naretsky was a Yiddish adjective, or perhaps an adjective employed as a noun, that translated to messy, sloppy or filthy… or a filthy pig.

You see… in growing up, if Mommie Soph thought that my appearance was unsatisfactory (meaning that I would reflect poorly on the family & it would be a shanda), I was referred to as a “naretsky”. You know… “Look at you!! You’re a naretsky!!”

Apparently, Paul, 11 years my senior, was subjected to the same scrutiny. When I recently asked him about the term, he knew exactly what I was talking about. Lynn, on the other hand, was totally clueless. Now folks, my sister is sharp as a tack. The fact that she was unfamiliar with term can only mean one thing: Mommie Soph never thought she was “naretsky”.

When our Cousin, Ruthie Friedland (nee Danziger), current Family Historian, was called in to adjudicate the issue: “who or what is Naretsky?” her reply was clear — he was a filthy animal who hung around Legion Avenue.

Well… maybe he didn’t begin that way.

Naretsky came from an area that was referred to as the “Pale of Settlement.” This was land at the far western portion of the Tsar’s Empire, and it is where Jews were permitted to live. Naretsky came from a tiny village near Bialystock, in what would today be Poland.

His Father was a man of means… a local merchant for lumber and a collector of taxes on behalf of the Tsar. It would be because of the latter activity that Moishe Naretsky would be murdered and his wife raped in a local Pogrom conducted by citizens unhappy with paying taxes (they didn’t know about dumping tea into Boston Harbor, for example, as an alternate method of expressing civic unhappiness with the authorities).

Our Naretsky was not a man of business. He was a man of the “book”.

He would read the Talmud from the first light in the morn to the last fraction of light in the eve. He would do this without pause, taking no notice of food or drink or other personal considerations.

Now, one would think with all this study, Naretsky would be considered a man of great learning. A great man, other men seek out for advice and counsel.

And this is where the true sadness of Naretsky’s life emerges. It’s like a guy who spends hour after hour in the gym practicing foul shots, and for whatever reason, never becomes a good foul shooter.

Sadly, regardless of how much Naretsky studied, it could not turn him into a scholar. Regardless of the fervor of his pursuit, the goal of wisdom would elude his grasp.

While his wealthy Father was alive he did not have the weight of worldly concerns preying on him. He had the luxury to study… eating and bathing weren’t a priority.

His father gone, their fortune drained to a pittance, Mother soon gone to heart break, Naretsky took what remained of his meager possessions and traveled by rail across Poland to Bremerhaven. There, armed with the name of a cousin who lived in New Haven, United States of America, he booked passage to the modern land of “milk and honey”. He traveled “steerage class” (no shuffle board or “deck sports” there).

He made landfall at Ellis Island (just like Mommie Soph did), and then made his way to New Haven, Connecticut. Naretsky had no trade. Nor was he a man of great learning. Had he been a true scholar he would have enjoyed a sense of pride and self esteem, and also a small means of self support.

No. He was merely a simple mortal “trapped in a room” peopled by learned men; but lacking their razor sharp intellect and keen vision.

There would not be a morning where he would not awaken to say his devotions to open a chapter on a new day. But try as he might, he knew that he was no further along the path to the wisdom he sought.

He still had a disregard for worldly concerns… just as he had in the “Old Country”.

What is concern for appearance before the Mightiness of God on High? It is but a trifle to the Supreme and to one who believes!!!

******

“So, who are you calling Naretsky??”

“OK Mommie Soph… I’ll comb my hair…”

You know, on important things, you couldn’t fool Mommie Soph.

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